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Adam Carolla Slams Occupy Wall Street, Calls Protesters “Self-Entitled Monsters”

Adam Carolla has a beef with Occupy Wall Street.

In an interview with the right-leaning Media Research  Center, the funnyman  went off on the popular political movement in an expletive-filled rant in which  he bashed 99 percenters for being “self-entitled monsters.”

Look who’s going the way of Dennis  Miller.

“There’s something that’s come up in this country that didn’t use to exist,  which is envy. And it’s a big issue,” Carolla said in the sit-down. “It was  understood back in the day, and we are empowering, we’re now dealing with the  first wave of participation trophy, my own fecal matter doesn’t stink,  empowered, I feel so f–king good about myself, everyone’s a winner, there’s no  losers, we’re dealing with the first wave of those f–king a–holes.”

Calling the protesters “ass douches,” he calls them who have no desire to  work, the comedian then slammed Baby Boomers for basically failing to teach them  the right values, using a football analogy to make his point.

“We’ve created a bunch of f–king self-entitled monsters,” Carolla, a father  of two in his own right, snarked. “‘I want my Most Valuable Player trophy.’  ‘Well, you’re the slowest, fattest guy on the team.’ ‘Why should he get one and  I don’t get one?’ ‘Because he busts his ass and he runs a 4.4 40. That’s why he  gets one.’ ‘Well, this is bulls–t.’ And then everyone gets involved and  everyone gives everyone a participation trophy and then everyone feels good  about themselves but it’s not based on anything.”

Carolla—who knows something about youthful whining having hosted the  syndicated radio advice show Love Line with Dr. Drew  Pinsky for so many years—said that the result, in his humble opinion,  is the creation of a generation of entitled babies, not hard-working adults who  are prepared to survive in the real world.

“You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments.  Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself,” the former Man Show star noted. “When these folks become adults and enter the  workplace, they’ve done stories on this, on how you can’t treat them. The boss  can’t yell ‘Hey, let’s go. Let’s get back to work.’ ‘Oh, you’ve raised your  voice to me. You better watch your tone, buddy. My dad’s a lawyer, he’ll sue  your ass, I’ll take this company.'”

Which brings us back to the Occupy folks.

“[Protesters are] self-entitled pricks who think the world owes them a  living,” Carolla added. “But then you get out into the real world and you  realize, ‘I’m a f–king loser. They’re feeling shame. They’ve been shamed by  life because they haven’t been prepared for life. They’ve had so much smoke  blown up their collective asses, by the time they get out in the real world and  the realize the real world doesn’t give a f–k where you’re from or what your  mommy said you were or how pretty you are.”

It’s a shame Adam had little to say about the core argument of the 99—that  U.S. economic policy is unfairly tilted toward the banking conglomerates on Wall  Street as opposed to the hard-working folks on Main Street who just want a fair  shot at the American Dream.

Nope. Better to bash those dirty hippies.

See below for the full interview, though a word of caution as it contains  explicit language.






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