Jim Carrey may have taken the name “Crazy, Stupid, Love.” a little bit too literally.
The 49-year old actor just released a video in which he declares his love to 22-year old It Girl actress Emma Stone, in which he day dreams about their would-be marriage and sex. There’s no sign of sarcasm in the video, and according to IMDB, they’re not working on any projects together in the near future — meaning there’s no reason to create some sort of secret viral promotion.
He, of course, could be joking, which would make it hilarious given how inexplicable it is and how straight he plays it. Here’s the link to the video, with the transcript below — in the comments, tell us whether you think it’s real or a joke.
“I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but, you know, smart and kindhearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you, and we would have chubby little freckled faced kids. We’d laugh all day long and go camping and play Yahtzee and tell ghost stories by the fire. And the sex?Everyday for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I’m not. I’m 49. I have lines on my face, sometimes a little grey in my beard, and it takes me a little longer to pee than it used to. Those are the only discernable signs of aging that I can find so far. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know how I felt. You’re pretty special, and I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment, but most of all, I wish you love and contentment. That’s all.”