At this point the dress is being sewn in a cave somewhere by a thousand round-the-clock workers, will be covered in golden tarp when complete, then airlifted to Kate Middleton exactly three seconds before she exchanges vows with Prince William.
Seriously, people. Aside from Kate herself, no one knows who’s making the gown or what it looks like. Not even Wikileaks could crack this.
So it should come as little surprise today when the last designer accused of whipping up the mysterious get-up, Sophie Cranston, had to make a public statement denying she has anything to do with the soon-to-be-world famous number.