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UK Citizen Spends $150k To Look Like A Male Kim Kardashian

UK Citizen Spends $150k To Look Like  A Male Kim Kardashian 3

james parke pre&post surgery

You’d think that a make-up artist would be more conscious of how using plastic surgery to become a celebrity doppelgänger would work. It’s a relatively simple concept: you pay someone to stab, slice, and inject you until you look like the person in the photo. This 23-year old British man, though, completely misunderstood the concept. He spent $150,000 to look like Kim Kardashian, and, well, the results speak for themselves.

I imagine Jordan James Parke said something like, “I want to look like the lovechild of Kim Kardashian and Divine. Also, I’d prefer if my surgeon was partially blind,” otherwise, how the hell can someone justify spending $150,000 on plastic surgery that makes them look like their favorite celebrity in the midst of a peanut allergy attack. Here’s the list of procedures he’s had done:

  • lip fillers
  • cheek fillers
  • Botox
  • laser hair removal
  • eyebrow tattoos
  • veneers

And the eyebrows. THE EYEBROWS!

james parke as kim k

Somewhere in the UK is a cosmetic artist counting money, laughing at how much they got paid to use a sharpie on someone’s face. Parke claims that he fell in love with Kim K a few years ago, when he saw her on an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. “I laugh when people try to insult me by telling me I look plastic or fake,” he said in an interview with The Sun. “Do they think I’m going for the natural look? If I was, I’d ask for my money back.”

Parke is aiming for a nose job next. To each his own, I guess.

 

 

 

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